Watch, if you have four spare hours: The 2020 CCTV Spring Festival Gala

In case you missed the biggest show on earth on Friday, a four-and-a-half-hour extravaganza watched by more than 1 billion people, hereโ€™s the full CCTV Spring Festival Galaย (ๆ˜ฅ่Š‚่”ๆฌขๆ™šไผš chลซnjiรฉ liรกnhuฤn wวŽnhuรฌ, or ๆ˜ฅๆ™š chลซnwวŽn for short), uploaded on CCTVโ€™s official YouTube channel.

Curiously, one of the opening segments โ€” a nearly six-minute dance tribute to the Belt and Road Initiative, featuring the only foreign performers on the show โ€” was cut out of the above video. CCTV uploaded the dance as a standalone video.

Of particular note was a segment on the Wuhan coronavirusย called โ€œLove Is the Bridgeโ€ (็ˆฑๆ˜ฏๆกฅๆข ร i shรฌ qiรกoliรกng), where six CCTV hosts stood in a line and took turns wishing Wuhan love and support. โ€œBefore taking the stage today, we didnโ€™t have even one formal rehearsal,โ€ CCTV anchor Bรกi Yรกnsลng ็™ฝๅฒฉๆพ led off by saying. By the end, the anchors had taken time to address the emergency workers and thank โ€œforeign friendsโ€ for their faith. โ€œPlease believe China, all will be better!โ€ said Shuว Jลซnyรฌ ๆฐดๅ‡็›Š.

The line that most made me go hmmย came fromย HวŽi Xiรก ๆตท้œž, who said, โ€œToday at the Australian Open, there was a bit of good news. Wรกng Qiรกng ็Ž‹่”ท defeated the great Serena Williams. You see, as long as weโ€™re fearless, dare to strive, we will win.โ€ (For more on Wangโ€™s win over Serena, see The China Projectโ€™s latest sports column.)

โ€”Anthony Tao